Unedited shot of myself reflected on a mirror on the manufacturing-floor at the Headquarter of AmsterSam.com in Amsterdam. Taken with my Sony HX1. No editing, no magic tricks, no Photoshop :)
Exactly one year ago, I went to the Amsterdam Chamber of Commerce and registered AmsterSam as a company, since then it has grown into a giant international, world dominating conglomerate of wickedness that is slowly taking over the economy of each and every other country, one at a time. When I wake up in the morning, I usually take a shower with liquid gold, let my servants rub my body down with Platinum-dust and hop onto my diamond-encrusted bike for a tour of my manufacturing-plants that keep popping up all over the skyline of the best city in the world.
A typical afternoon consists of hiring&firing employees in a random fashion, leading towards an evening of chilling out at the fireplace in one of my mansions where I enjoy the splendid company of my utterly attractive harem of willing concubines that embalm my tired self with ointments made of the finest herbs and spices. After some heavy chilling-out in the Jacuzzi, I get carried to bed by a delegation of the strongest women on the planet and have my official storyteller whisk me off to sleep by whispering stories about my greatness into my ear. During my night rest I learn a new language by using subliminal techniques that were invented exclusively for my pleasure. Then I wake up and realize it was all just a dream and it's the bloody 1st of April again, hahaha :D
Thank God it's Friday!
Amsterdam photos
Wicked reflections
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Friday, 1 April 2011
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